Everyone here is so smart. They all have, like, degrees and work experience. And they all have that line you get from thinking.

So I am sitting at work, and a friend and I were having a conversation about this temp contractor who worked here. He wasn’t bright, he didn’t make you laugh, didn’t really have much between the ears, but he was smokin’ hot, and had a really toned physique with great biceps. I brought up the following system of evaluating the potential ‘datablility’ of people. I just thought I would share it with you now.

1. Appeal/Looks
2. Personality
3. Intelligence
4. Muscles
5. above average Anatomy

System:

1 item = Harmless, not datable
1-2 items = fun one night stand
3+ items = probably a keeper
4+ items = probably taken, but a definite keeper
5 items = Already married, a model, or a millionare.

Of course, this is based on how much each of those 5 items mean to you. If you HONESTLY don’t care about Muscles, for example, then this system would have to be adjusted accordingly to meet that need. Each item takes it’s own weight. For the sake of the general population, equal weighting on each item works 80-90% of the time.

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It should be noted that this system was developed by me and a 70 year old woman; back in the day, I was volunteering and engaged one of the ladies in conversation; eventually the conversation turned to the topic of men and how she would ‘rate’ them with her friends. From that point, it was all down hill

~ by Billie Hawkins on September 30, 2008.