No Wonder “London” is in quotes on the Letterhead.
So, I was reading through old blogs, and I thought I would revive this one. A bit of funny. Enjoy:
Ok, so, while it’s not a ‘real ‘ blog entry, I was looking over my old blog entries and found some quotes and quips that I thought were amusing; turns out, they are even MORE funny when they are completely out of context!
So, here they are, in no order:
“He totally smoked me for a fuck. ”
“HA! That’s it, Water and Diet pills until Prom.”
“Sonofabiznitch! DEVIL!”
“Last night was Chicago. I am death. I have slept a total of 35 minutes since yesterday morning. I am at work now, so sleep must not come.”
“Fluid has a new feature – they now accept credit cards! Oh what bloody hell trouble will that bring, hey?”
“I am so weirded out by all this. It’s like the whole rain and pour syndrome.”
“All I know is that when I was driving home tonight, I had this WHOLE thing laid out and planned to be very well written. Now, it sounds like I am a mesh of Shit.”
“Ugh, this is getting more complicated than I wanted. “
“91. I cannot stand having sticky hands. The idea of peeling an orange disturbs me.”
“I took tons of pictures as did Tommy (thanks!) and put them all up on soniq.org if you dare to care.”
“Lastly, I think I should say that this is really bad, but I stole m00sic videos from A0L today.”
“OK, I know it’s late (Read: early) (btw: I love that line …Read:LOVE IT) but I am awake”
“It felt like basically the past 15 years of my life rolled into like, a half-hour soap opera. “
“Speaking of which = Drama!!! = I was at the club working last night, and I feel the door open below me. “
“FUZUCK that.”
“Then, on convex, I get no less that 4 people (last night it was 13) asking things like, “Is so-and-so your boyfriend?” “No,” I reply. Poof. I am no longer needed. The prey has been found.”
“Soniq.org – That’s the Problem.”
“I mean, not crazy bad – just odd bad. “
“You see, whilst 90% of the people that looked at me and Kip picked Kip, there was 3 guys that locked with me. “
“I know there are some factors, like I have a couple ‘favorite’ bartenders – my wife being one of them! (That’s another story for another time…) “
“I feel like I have so much in my brain I could just burst (As “Break Out” by Swing Out Sister just started playing on Club 977 internet 80s radio). “
“I wonder where I am falling short somewhere else that I have this extra. It’s weird. I like it, but it’s weird.”
“I don’t have the perfect body or the biggest *ahem*; I am not the smartest person in the world (read: I am not dumb either), and I am not always graceful. “
“Gosh I talk a lot.”
“Listen, I am a realist. I know that I am a ’specific’ type. “
“Billie and a dog got a little rough playing on Sunday, and he got knocked the fuzuck out! “
“NO. NO no no no no no no! That is NOT acceptable. “
“Speaking slightly about the hotel.. It’s a little odd. It’s your standard 3 star, but we over-critique, and it’s kinda old.”
“arguably the most technologically advanced commercial aircraft in the world” (ref. SkyWest Magazine, February 2007).
“I have so. Much. Shit.”
“Not really all that much to say… while I’ve been doing a lot of drinkin’, I haven’t been doing a lot of thinkin’. . .”
OK so that’s just a taste.
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